We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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