But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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