your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That's when you crack a 10am beer
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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