she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work