he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?