good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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