I think I just saw someone hide a body.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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