How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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