I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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