I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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