Non-Jews are for practice
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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