Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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