I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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