just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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