It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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