I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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