i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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