I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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