She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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