Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
