girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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