So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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