I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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