I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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