What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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