their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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