Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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