The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Mom said you looked used
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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