do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
