Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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