There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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