she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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