He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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