Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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