shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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