Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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