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I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
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So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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