I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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