I love having hate sex.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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