Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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