I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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