i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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