i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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