Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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