Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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