He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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