Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Houston, we have a squirter
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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