I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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