Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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