Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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