Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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