she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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