If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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