I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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