There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
In America we eat man semen.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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