This girl is more easily done than said...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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