you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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