Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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