Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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