Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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