whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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