hell yes lets make some ravioli
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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