Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
She even gives head with a lisp.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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