idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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